...so i touched it.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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