You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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