2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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