i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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