last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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