Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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