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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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