What a fucking waste of an outfit
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't watch enough power rangers
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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