Your tits are I can't wait for
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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