god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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