chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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