It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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