the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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