I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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