Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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