Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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