I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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