dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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