Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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