I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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