i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let's get the cat blown out
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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