New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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