His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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