you have to choose: penises or morals?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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