maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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