Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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