I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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