Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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