I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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