Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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