What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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