While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
her facebook's as public as her vagina
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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