College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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