brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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