ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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