that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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