This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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