Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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