This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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