is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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