I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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