After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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