you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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