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penguin condom
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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