So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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