There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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