After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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