Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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