Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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