i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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